9-15-2008

Authored by: Anonymous on Monday, September 15 2008 @ 02:59 PM EDT

if it was me, at that P.O.V., I'd be shovelling dirt in....after urinating...

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Authored by: Anonymous on Monday, September 15 2008 @ 03:46 PM EDT

Cool! Someone is finally digging a new pit for the outhouse.

Oops... Sorry... My bad...

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Authored by: lesbates on Monday, September 15 2008 @ 05:22 PM EDT

I'd say that's big enough for a two or three hole unit right there.

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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, September 16 2008 @ 03:43 PM EDT

That could be... Let's throw in the Dixie Chicks, start filling it up, and see what happens.

Oops... Sorry... My bad...

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Authored by: Anonymous on Sunday, October 19 2008 @ 04:57 AM EDT

You know, it's okay to comment under your username.  Hell, it's your site, don't be scared.

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Authored by: TooMuchTime on Tuesday, September 16 2008 @ 10:45 AM EDT

My son's english (remember that language?) teacher told him she has a list of books Palin tried to ban while mayor of Wasilla.  The only problem is the list has been floating around the web for years; it's a list of books that have been banned somewhere in this country at some time in the past.  The first four Harry Potter books are on the list.  And that's a problem for the mudslingers; Palin become mayor in 1996 and the first HP book wasn't published until 1998.  These scum have no shame.

Now it's about a tanning bed she installed in the governor's mansion.  She bought the used tanning bed from a health club with her own money.  Give it a rest.

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Authored by: Omaha Pete on Tuesday, September 16 2008 @ 05:55 PM EDT

2008 will be remembered as the year the so called main stream media committed suicide.

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Authored by: lesbates on Tuesday, September 16 2008 @ 08:02 PM EDT

Those people don't know how to be funny.

Of course I not sure if I'm funny either, but that won't stop me from trying:

Stuart Smalley's Daily Affirmations for the Inner Communist

Monday:

"I'm going to execute and expropriate today just for the heck of it because, gosh darn it, I deserve to have a good time."

Tuesday:

"I am not a fraud, a Marxist yes, but not a fraud."

Wednesday:

"I deserve all the mass adulation from the people I can get without feeling ashamed or being grandiose."

Thursday:

"I will express my feelings today. I will not hide them behind my mustache. My mustache is not a mask for my feelings, but rather a small patch of facial hair that covers my inadequacies."

Friday:

"When I rob a bank for the cause, I will not be playing those parent tapes in my head: "You wield a revolver like a girl" . . . "Why can't you be more like Stalin?" . . . "Philosophy? What kind of major is that? It's useless!"

Saturday:

"Just because I execute Christians and counter-revolutionaries does not mean I'm an mass-murdering psychopath like my father."

Sunday:

"If I must violently put down a counter-revolution today, it is not because I am a bad person or that I am not worthy of love; it is because my people are a bunch of religion-addicted capitalist sons-of-bitches--and I am mean enough, ruthless enough, and dog gone it, people fear me."
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Authored by: Anonymous on Sunday, September 21 2008 @ 06:28 AM EDT

Monitoring communications of Islamic terrorists to prevent further attacks: BAD

Democrats violating Palin's e-mail, explicitly looking for something to "derail her campaign": GOOD

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