John Bergstrom's Attack Cartoons

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Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:02:06 -0500

woke up this morning to the news that adam gadahn had been captured. false alarm. shame. i had visions of him being waterboarded at seaworld in the tank with tillamook.

Leering

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:00:41 -0500

no cartoon today. all i had lined up was a lame congressional poop joke. you're not missing anything. here's a picture of a girl to kill time til i'm back monday.

OuijaPrompter

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 03:57:08 -0500

best explanation i could figure for how he comes up with his job creation numbers.

Voices

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 03:19:22 -0500

it's late. no longer sure exactly what i was going for with this toon. think tomorrow i'll draw the teleprompter screen replaced with a ouija board. not sure what that's supposed to mean either. but it will look cool.

Termagant

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:08:19 -0500

you're all familiar with the broken clock that is right twice a day. ron paul is like a strange broken clock that is right 23 hours a day. then you get to some foreign policy midnight, and in stead of chiming, it barks and smears itself with poo.

and i hate it when something like the last harry reid cartoon happens. go to bed thinking i'd had a clever idea. wake up the next morning to see that sixteen thousand other people thought of the same joke. but at least i'm not seth macfarland. finally saw a couple episodes of the cleveland show. i swear he must be in a competition with the producer of law & order to see who can create more hours of mediocre television each week.

She fell down the stairs

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 04:24:26 -0500

as i recall, harry reid has five kids, four of whom are lobbyists. doubt anybody is going to want to hire them after daddy no longer runs the senate. the women folk better just start running now.

Klaatu barada akbar

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 03:09:19 -0500

Ghost Pervert

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:54:40 -0500

Roman Polanski's new movie "Ghost Writer" is due out this week. it is supposedly an indictment of bush, blair and the iraq war. i can't think of a way to more perfectly illustrate the moral inversion of hollywood.

WideBody

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 04:46:11 -0500

Treadwell

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 04:01:46 -0500

fwuffybuns is grinding slowly forwards.

george lopez called sara palin "special needs". at least carlos mencia stole funny jokes. lopez pays for his weak crap.